- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

I like that, but why am I happy?

Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

Person 1: Why does food from Subway taste so good? Person 2: I don't know, why? Person 1: Because their ingredients are fresh. Person 2: Um, OK? Person 1: Yeah, it's all under 18. Person 2: Shit...

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

What happened to the fish? It drowned

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

What do I hate? people

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

What do tigers dream of when they take a tiger snooze? Mike Tyson

Chuck Norris is so strong, he can probably lift more than 80 pounds

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