- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A terrorist robs a walrus.

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

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Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

What do I hate? people

What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

I like that, but why am I happy?

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

Person 1: Why does food from Subway taste so good? Person 2: I don't know, why? Person 1: Because their ingredients are fresh. Person 2: Um, OK? Person 1: Yeah, it's all under 18. Person 2: Shit...

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

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