- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

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