- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Tim and Jim are Telling Jokes Tim: Knock Knock ... Jim does not respond because Tim has a mental disorder causing him to believe in hypothetical doors and thus ignores him so that he does not upset his friend

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? one's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, the other is a lawyer

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

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Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

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