Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

how do you call someone? use a phone

What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

Canadians

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how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

Knock-Knock Come in! ...

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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