Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

Why so serious ?

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

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What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

A terrorist robs a walrus.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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