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HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

Guess what? What. This joke isn't funny

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You go around our track on your Hayabusa at top speed and I'll chain smoke and we'll see who dies....” via: Clarksonisms “key without the bumps.” via: Pointless Inventions “SHAPESHIFT - only into a guinee pig.” via: Pointless Super Powers “Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them..” via: Things You Think Only You Do “so just go wash it you dirty fucking piece of shit oh my fucking god its gonna rain fresh water all over my clean car....” via: ethugtxt available on the app store! Anti JokeClarksonismsPointless InventionsPointless Super PowersThings You Think Only You Do Feedback :: Advertising Inquiries :: Copyright :: Privacy :: Terms of Service ©2008-2014 Anti Joke. All rights reserved. A Horse Head Huffer Production. Horse Head Huffer Rails Hosting provided by BlueBoxHorse Head Huffer Network DIY LOLCAR FAILURESRATE MY EX GIRLFRIENDSPOILED PHOTOSSTOP DROP LOLWIFI LOL CHECK OUT OUR IPHONE APP! 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You go around our track on your Hayabusa at top speed and I'll chain smoke and we'll see who dies....” via: Clarksonisms “key without the bumps.” via: Pointless Inventions “SHAPESHIFT - only into a guinee pig.” via: Pointless Super Powers “Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them..” via: Things You Think Only You Do “so just go wash it you dirty fucking piece of shit oh my fucking god its gonna rain fresh water all over my clean car....” via: ethugtxt available on the app store! Anti JokeClarksonismsPointless InventionsPointless Super PowersThings You Think Only You Do Feedback :: Advertising Inquiries :: Copyright :: Privacy :: Terms of Service ©2008-2014 Anti Joke. All rights reserved. A Horse Head Huffer Production. Horse Head Huffer Rails Hosting provided by BlueBoxHorse Head Huffer Network DIY LOLCAR FAILURESRATE MY EX GIRLFRIENDSPOILED PHOTOSSTOP DROP LOLWIFI LOL CHECK OUT OUR IPHONE APP! 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You go around our track on your Hayabusa at top speed and I'll chain smoke and we'll see who dies....” via: Clarksonisms “key without the bumps.” via: Pointless Inventions “SHAPESHIFT - only into a guinee pig.” via: Pointless Super Powers “Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them..” via: Things You Think Only You Do “so just go wash it you dirty fucking piece of shit oh my fucking god its gonna rain fresh water all over my clean car....” via: ethugtxt available on the app store! Anti JokeClarksonismsPointless InventionsPointless Super PowersThings You Think Only You Do Feedback :: Advertising Inquiries :: Copyright :: Privacy :: Terms of Service ©2008-2014 Anti Joke. All rights reserved. A Horse Head Huffer Production. Horse Head Huffer Rails Hosting provided by BlueBoxHorse Head Huffer Network DIY LOLCAR FAILURESRATE MY EX GIRLFRIENDSPOILED PHOTOSSTOP DROP LOLWIFI LOL CHECK OUT OUR IPHONE APP! 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You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

Two peanuts walked into a bar one was as'salted'

A man walks into a store. He purchases what he was intending to, walks out, and gets on with his day.

There's a donut on a cruise ship and he goes up to the captain and he's like "hey captain can I drive the cruise ship" and the captain goes "nope, come back tomorrow" so the next day the donut goes up to the captain and says "hey captain can I drive the cruise ship" and the captain replies "nope, come back tomorrow" so the next day the donut goes up to the captain and he's like "hey captain can I drive the cruise ship" and the captain says "NO!" and throws him over board Theres a couple on the cruise ship and the man was going to have a romantic dinner with his girlfriend and propose. So he was showing his bestfriend (who was also on the cruise ship) the ring. But was he pulled it out the wind picked up and the ring fell over board. So the man was forced to have a romantic dinner with his girlfriend and couldn't propose. So they go to dinner and the both get crab. And when they open up the crab and guess what's in the crab?! Not the ring the donut!!!

What happened when the blackman saw the white man. they both said hello

Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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#Divorced, beheaded and died! #Divorced, beheaded, survived! # He's Henry VIII, he had six sorry wives #Some might say he ruined their lives!!!!!!! #Catherine of Aragon was one. # She failed to give him a son #He had to ask her for a divorce. #That broke her poor heart of course. #Young Anne Boleyn, she was two #Had a daughter, the best she could do #He said she flirted with some other man #And off with the chop, went dear Anne! #Lovely Jane Seymour was three! #The love of his lifetime indeed! #She gave him a son #Little Price Ed #Then poor old Jane...went and dropped dead! #Divorced, beheaded and died! #Divorced, beheaded, survived! #He's Henry VIII, he had six sorry wives #Some might say he ruined their lives!!!!!!! #Anne of Cleeves came at four #He fell for the portrait he saw! #But laid eyes on her face, and cried #SHE'S A HORSE! I MUST HAVE ANOTHER DIVORCE! #Catherine Howard was five #A child of nineteen, so alive #She flirted with others, no way to behave #The AXE sent young Cath to her grave! #Catherine Parr, she was last #By then all his best days were past #He lay on his death bed, aged just fifty-five! #Lucky Catherine- the last stayed alive! #I mean, how unfair! #Divorced, beheaded and died! #Divorced, beheaded, survived! # He's Henry VIII, he had six sorry wives #You could say he ruined their lives!!!!!!! And the moral of the story is: Never buy a car without knowing it's background.

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