What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

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A girl asks her mother, "Mummy, why am i called Rose?" "Because when you were 1 day old a rose petal landed on your head." Another girl asked her mother, "Mummy, why am i called Daisy?" "Because when you were 1 day old a daisy landed on your head" "alualualualalughghphphpphphp" "Shut up fridge"

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How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

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What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

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I was not scared, I was disappointed, I was expecting to see you for you, not the whole strange outfit getup, what was the point of that? I know the deal about hypnosis and stuff, did you know it is actually known as monoideoism? But I really cant figure for the life of me how it is physically possible to be under a deep state of trance and completely awake at the same time.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? "Baaa", he had an identity crisis.

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Justin Bieber.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

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Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

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So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

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Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

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Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

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Why does ISIS want guns? Because they wanted to kill. Duh.

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Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

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Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

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so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

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What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

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What happened to the lion which escaped from the zoo? It was successfully recaptured.

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There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

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I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry". 

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What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

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What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

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i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

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knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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