- Anti Joke

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

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What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

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So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

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Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

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What do you call a deer with one eye? Nothing. The deer was transported to a specialist animal hospital and now has two working eyes, eliminating the purpose of this joke. We apologise for wasting your time.

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A Mexican and an African American are in a car, who is driving? The Mexican, while the African American rides in the passenger seat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

men's rights activists

wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.