- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

What do you call a black man at school the janitor

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