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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

Actually, Red Bull helps temporarily restore wakefulness when experiencing fatique or drowsiness.

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

There are two cows standing in a wide, green field eating hay. The first cow says: "Moo". The second cows says: "Thats funny, I was about to say that."

If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it is about a baby that is inserted between the legs of a woman and is slowly broken down for energy and the remains are finally sucked up by a man's genitals. There isn't a joke.

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

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