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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

What's sicker than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill death ratio

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

knock knock who's there? hope

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

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