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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

I love this website, oh shit Car Dead*

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

What's the worlds most popular burger? The Krabby Patty

How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

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