- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

Knock knock Who's there Orange Orange who Orange

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

there once was a man from Afghanistan. Who wanted to bang his brother-istan. they licked and sucked. and kissed then f**ked, he got aids. and never did that-again!

What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

A horse, an apple, a leprechaun and a black man walk into a bar. They sit down and order drinks. The bartender looks at them and say "what is this, a joke?"

Why was little Tommy scared? Because he'd just been abducted by a psychopathic rapist.

roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

Somebody has robbed your house, how do you gather evidence? Look for traces of watermelon or chicken bones.

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

"If life was fair, I would have a girlfriend" - William Deane

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