how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

Democracy.

How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

What did the woman say to the dog? Stop shitting on my carpet your dickhole

- Knock knock - Who's there - James - James who ? - James Redwood.

What do you call someone trying to be funny? An anti-comedian.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause it wanted to

how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

What did the cow say to the chicken? - Muuuuhhhhhhhhh!

What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

What did the foreigners do to pass time? They blew up the twin towers.

What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

whats the difference between a phone and Helen Keller? you listen to the phone and you smash Helen Keller on the head with a spiked baseball bat

Why was the little boy late to school Cause he walked on a landmine

A hero is nice to everyone, but one person. who is that? Your mom. WOOOOOOOT!! YOU JUST GOT MUSCLEMANED!!!!

Color Blind people are so stupid that they can't even see color. I've been seeing color since I was a small child. They are so stupid.

How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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