- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

What's the difference between Jesus and a painting? It only takes one nail to hang up a painting.

What did the grizzly bears have for lunch? Fish and tourists.

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

What's the safest way to tell a racist joke? Ask everybody who might hear the joke if they would be offended by a racist joke.

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

how did harry styles get in one diretion god

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

A man walks into a bar............. The bar explodes and everyone dies

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

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