Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

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Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

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What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

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whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

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Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

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someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

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why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

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Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

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What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

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Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

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Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

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How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

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Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

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your mama's so fat... that's it

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dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

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What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

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A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

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Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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