a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

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What's black, white and red all over? A race war

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What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Do not use your phone, I repeat DO NOT USE YOUR PHONE, at this point we do not know enough, as for this kid, he is about two minutes from getting his ass locked in a nice prison, I told them he does not know anything, and I will make sure he does not squeal, you should be good, even if I got to take care of him.

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I AM FAGNETO! MASTER OF FAGNET! WELCOME TO FÅG! DIE X-FÅGGOT! XD Okay Fagneto`s roll me out of here, I am done with the super important last message to uh... You? No wait that sounds wrong, stop laughing you korean piece of... Seriously sorry I am drugged, you guys put enough valium in me to kill a cow, so please roll me out... I used to have a lot of korean friend you know, but then I killed them for being korea... seriously my fingers magically type shit when I am done, please roll me out of here, and fill that... Kundalini express? Is it me or did this get even more fagneto... Get me out of here now now now no

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

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There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

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A woman walks out of the kitchen.

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knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

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In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

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Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

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What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

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There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

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Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

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Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

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Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

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Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

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Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

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A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

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I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

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what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

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Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

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