- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

Why did the american block the road? Because he just ate at Mc donalds.

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

Jordan is pregant

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

What is black, white, and red all over? The Wall

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

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