Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

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Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

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What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

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How do you make a plumer sad? You kill his children.

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How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

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What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

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Whats Pink and fluffy? Yellow fluff thats been dyed pink :D

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Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

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What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

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what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

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Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

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Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

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Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

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What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

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What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

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they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

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What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

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