- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

Roses are red. Violets are violet.

LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

What is orange and sticky? A blue ice cream with no skeletal structure Hang on, Ice Creams don't talk and the ice cream wasn't even yellow!

What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

What did the Chinese man say to the black man? I'm Part of my Asian herritage.

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