If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

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Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

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What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

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Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

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Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

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What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

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Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

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Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

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Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

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Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

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Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

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Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

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What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

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Why does Joel's breathe smell?

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Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

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Q: Why did Timmy cry? A: You would too if you had your arm cut off

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so a blind man walks into a bar, then a chair, then a table.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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Sex education in Texas,

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to its dying chicks who were just run over.

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in superbad, why couldnt seth take off mclovin's face and wear it as his own? no one can. theyre fictional characters in a movie

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What's the difference between a black guy and a bucket of chicken? A lot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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