- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

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