- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

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