- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

Why was the walrus wearing braces? It wasn't, because it his highly unlikely that people would care about a walrus's dental issues. The walrus would most likely cope with his irregular teeth and move on with its life.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

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