- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

whats worse than failing your maths test?

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

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