Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Why did the student go to university? To pursue a higher education.

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a horse walks into a bar. the barman asks "why the long face". not understanding human language, the horse takes a shit, neighs then leaves

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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What has 4 legs and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you a pool table

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A horse enter a bar, and the barman says: "why the long face?" The horse has cancer

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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why couldn't the girl make her bed? she is homeless.

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Why was it raining lobsters? Because they ran out of men. Why did the basketball player miss the net? Because he was hit by a lobster

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What's the worst joke ever? Justin Bieber.

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A guy walks into a bar, unfortunately for him, he walked in on a huge bar fight and managed to get the hell knocked out of him as he entered the door.

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What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

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why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

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how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

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A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

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CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

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If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

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What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

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If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

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What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

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why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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