- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom.

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

A man walks into a bar. He has had a tough day at work and unwinds with a beer. He goes home to his loving family. He makes love to his wife that night. It's good but not great.

What is the difference between a black man and a bench A bench can support a family of five

Why was the little kid bullied? Because kids are goats.

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "What'll it be?" The horse never replied.

Why can't Jade Goody go swimming? Because she's dead.

whats annoying and won't go away?. Aids.

What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

AND THE GAME BEGINS ANEW!

Why don't elephants smoke? Because they would be afraid of the fire, and they are much more adversely affected by recreational drugs than humans are.

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

A drunk guy walks into a car

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

Do homeless people get knock-knock jokes?

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

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