- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

you're momma's so fat, and i like fat chicks. is she home?

An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

A black man walks into a bank with a gun and askes where the safe is then procedes to shoots 3 white men inside of it. Everyone thanks him for stopping the armed bank robbers and he lives out the rest of his life in happiness for he is a hardworking cop and risks his life to save others.

Justin Beiber sings. people don't listen.

Why is the baby on fire? Because there was a gas leak at the day care facility. It would have been a terrible tragedy had a heroic babysitter not come to the rescue.

Or something... Volume one. What do you do if you are in the jungle and get confronted by one jaguar to your left, and one tiger at the right and got only one bullet left in your gun? You shoot the Jaguar and drive home in the tiger.

Whats the differnce betwwen a Wheelbarrow and a sack of dead babies The wheelbarrow is not in my garage

Once upon a time there lived 3 polar bears; a mummy polar bear, a daddy polar bear and a baby polar bear. Ond day the baby polar bear said to the daddy polar bear "I don't feel like a polar bear, I'm cold!" and the daddy polar bear said "You look like a polar bear."

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems have endings

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

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