- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

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My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

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