- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

How many light bulbs? 1

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

What's upside down? umop apisdn

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

What did the man with no head say to the women?

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

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