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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

Betty wanted to see time fly so she threw her alarm clock out the window. Shortly after, her mother grounded her as it was quite expensive and she had become less punctual without it.

What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? A blonde is a human woman and a bowling ball is an inanimate object used for the popular sport of bowling.

What happened to the Asian who ran into the wall with a boner? He ejaculated his sperm, impregnating the wall. The wall went to the authorities, and the man was charged with rape. He is now serving a 10 year prison sentence, with no possibility of parole.

2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

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