- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

David Cameron

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

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