Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

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Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

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Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

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Aww, I knew you where a sweetheart at the core Nerochan, I mean I look up towards people that don't give a jack about what others think but I am not as good at it as you are. Now can you please spam that away like really quickly now?

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Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

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Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

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The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

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When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

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Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

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Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

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Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

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What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

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How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

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XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

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What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

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Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

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What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

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A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

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What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

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What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

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