- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

Why did the chicken cross the street? K

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

so a jewish man walks into a bar. He looks at the bartender and says...this better be free

Why did the black girls wear fancy clothes to the mall? Public nudity is considered a crime in many parts of the world. It would be advisable to wear clothes in public areas, so as to avoid being arrested.

What brown and sticky? A sticky turd

Knock knock. Who's there? Fire extinguisher. Fire extinguisher who? POMEGRANITES.

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

What is green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

A Jew buys something that is not on sale

Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

Q:whats the wost thing that can happen to you when you find something? A:not finding something

Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

A man walks into a bar, he now has a mild concussion

A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

Why did the muslim cross the road? To blow up a train

Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

Q: There is an Elf King, King Kong, and Godzilla all on the empire state building. Which one jumps first? A: None, because none of them exist.

How do you minimize the likelihood of theft? Take the derivative.

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