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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

Q: Whats red and circular? A: A red circle

Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face...

One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

roses are black violets are black i am blind

What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

GOODBYE

Q: Why couldn't Billy breathe? A: Because when the truck ran over him his lungs were crushed.

Why did the chicken cross the road?? Blue.

There was an apartment. At the bottom level lived a white family, The 2nd level, there was a mexican family, and the 3rd level, there was a Black family. Someone blew up the apartment with a bomb, WHO SURVIVED? The white family, because the parent were at work and the kids were at school.

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

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