- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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