- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

what do Russians play? Tetris, what else?

What is worse than being killed in a car crash? Having your girlfriend in the car with you.

Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

u know whats a crime? rape

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

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Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

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