boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

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i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

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I'm called the! no i wish am I left

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

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There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

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Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

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How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

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Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

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Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

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Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

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Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

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Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

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So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

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A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

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A little girl was curious about where people come from so she asked a very controversial question. Girl goes up to her mother and ask "Mommy, where do babies come from?" Mother replies "Ask daddy." Girl says "Daddy, where do babies come from?" Father replies "Ask the dog." Girl then goes up to her dog and says "Doggy, where do babies come from?" The dog doesn't reply because it's a dog.

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An Asian girl is playing with a rubber band. She accidentally slings it into her eye, cries, and receives immediate attention from her mother.

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Why didn't Tyron run from the police? He had no legs.

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KANE TUCKER HAS A CHODE THE SIZE OF HIS FINGER NAIL

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2 sausages were in a frying pan. 1 sausage says it sure is hot in here, the other sausage says WTF a talking sausage!

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A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

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You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

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A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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