A man was mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he look to see if something stuck in the blades. What did he pull out? Nothing, the gas ran out.

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What is blue and has to deal with a vagina. Blue waffle you know who has that Jews But the jews got it from the gassing and the gassing got it from hitlers wifes piss but the blue waffle came from the lesbian she had sex with when she was doing her lesbian phase but the lesbian got it from her father and the father got it from his wife.

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Small Penis.

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

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Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

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Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

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how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

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What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

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What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

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Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

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What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

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yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

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In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

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How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb.

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So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

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Dwarf Shortage

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Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

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An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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