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What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

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If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

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Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

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Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

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Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

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Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

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What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

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How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

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Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

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AHLTFKCITAWKSHTC

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Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

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CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

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I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

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What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

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What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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