A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

what did one computer say to the other .........

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

What's funnier then the holocaust? A second one.

Why was the man crying? He has aids.

I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

Why is a T-shirt like a topaz statue of the Archangel Gabriel? They both start with 'T'.

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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