- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

How long does it take to microwave a baby? I don't know, I was to busy masterbating. GBW

what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

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