A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, horse, we don't serve your kind here." The horse turns around and walks out. 10 minutes later, the horse returns. "Hey horse," says the bartender, "I said we don't serve your kind here!" The horse turns around and walks out. 10 minutes later, the horse returns. "Hey horse, are you deaf? I said we don't serve your kind here!" The horse turns around and walks out, knocking over a stool with his tail.

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Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

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What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

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How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

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Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

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Roses are red, and many other colors too.

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what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

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What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

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Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

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What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

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How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

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WHART++EWEEEEEEEP FLARPEN CARPEN FLARP

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why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

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What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

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You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

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What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

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Three people walk into a bar. Eight people follow them. They all go back to Bob's house, except Anna, Jimmy, and Joe. TImes the amount of people going to Bob's house by four. Thats how many people get arrested at the end of the night. How many people aren't arrested? Do you even know why you read this? Get a life and go to an actual bar, a party and get arrested.

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A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

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If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

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What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

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Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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