- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

Looks like this is a puts on sunglasses Pair of sunglasses

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

Gay rights.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

Women's Rights.

What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

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