- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

What did the black man get his mom for Mother's Day? Some jewelry and a very nice card.

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

roses are red poo is poo

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How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

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Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

What did the gay man die of? Obesity.

speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

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Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

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