- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? statutory rape

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

This one time, at band camp, I played the trumpet.

What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

roses are red violets are blue they really are

Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One turns to the other and says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other one replies, "OMG, A TALKING MUFFIN!"

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

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