-knock knock -i'm not at home, go away!

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

FOX News: Fair and balanced

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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