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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

What do you call a horse with a missing leg Calling it names could be considered animal abuse and should be reported immediately

What's green and invisible? Nothing; green and all other colours of the rainbow have wavelengths that occur specifically in the visible range of the electromagnetic spectrum. Therefore any invisible object cannot be green.

What's white and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A refrigerator.

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long face?'. The horse does not answer as it cannot speak or even understand english. It was later destroyed by the government.

What do you get if you convict a white man of murder? A black man in prison.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

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