Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

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Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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why did the baby stop crying his mother killed him with an axe

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what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

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How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

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One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

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What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

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A panda , a cheetah, a dog, a spider, and an eagle are in Antarctica.. The eagle looks around at the other baffled animals and says " What is this????? This isn't right! I'm so confused!"

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? One is a devotee of the torah, one is a delicious meal.

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Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

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Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

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Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

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What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

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Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

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Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

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whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

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a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

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What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

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Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

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So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

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Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

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