- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

Kobe Bryant passing the ball

whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

All of these jokes are about white people

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? It needed excitement in its otherwise mundane lifestyle.

What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

Barman: Why the long face? Horse: To support my twelve molars and twelve premolars which help me chew grass so I can swallow it properly.

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