What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

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why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

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What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

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Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

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How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

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What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

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Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

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Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? Billy was a loaf of bread.

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

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I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

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Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

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How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

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Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

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what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

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Stephen Hawkings may know everything about the universe, but try to get him to tie his shoes.

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Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

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What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

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What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

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What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

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So a jelly bean walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "whatchuu doin here jelly bean" the jelly bean doesn't respond and sits there awkwardly because he neither speaks English nor has the brain capacity to move or breathe. The bartender closes the store and comes back the next day to find the bean in the same awkward position.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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