Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

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Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

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i have a story to tell u!!! oh s*** i forgot!

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What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

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Your mumma's so fat she is fat

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ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

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A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

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A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

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What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

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roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

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Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

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patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

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Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

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How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

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Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

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are you saying pam, or pan?

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Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

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why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

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An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

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How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: He had no arms Q: Why did the frog fall out of the tree? A: He was stapled to the monkey's face

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What's black, white and sings the intro theme song for "Thomas the Tank Engine" while tap-dancing? There probably isn't anything that does that.

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Why can't monkeys and kuala bears get along? Because they are two entirely different species that cannot communicate with each other...

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A man walks into a bar. He goes up to the Bar Tender and says, "Hit me with all you got!" The bar tender then ducks down under the bar out of sight. He comes back up with a sledge hammer and viciously murders the man. Blood spews everywhere and many others are brutally murdered shortly afterwards. :)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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