Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

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Why was the woman worried? She was coughing up blood

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What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

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What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

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Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

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For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

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Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

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Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

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Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

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A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

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Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

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KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

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Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

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What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

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A. Knock Knock B. There is noone home so the individual goes home

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What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

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Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

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FAMOUS DUDE:SWAG! Thank you, thank yo- HEY NO FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY, NO YOU CANT HAVE MY-KABOOM AUDIENCE: . . . YAY CLAP CLAP CLAP.

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'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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