Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

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roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

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how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

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Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

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You are the most beautiful person in the world.

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Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

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What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

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Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

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What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

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how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

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What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

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How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

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whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

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every cloud has a silver lining

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A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

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Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

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Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

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Why did the woman have an abortion? Because she was raped at the age of 17.

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Your momma is so fat, she has her own gravitational pull.

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A guy walked into a restaurant. He sat down and had a lovely meal left the restaurant got in his car and went home. The End

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What do you call a woman with one leg? I don't know. I am not in the position, currently, of knowing anyone who finds themselves in such an unfortunate condition.

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why did the money fall out of the tree... because he was dead

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How can you tell your not italian? You aint no Guito!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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