- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

Dan walked into a jelly fish

whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

What do you call an apple in a washing machine? My lunch!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

Me: What day is it? Rebecca Black: Tuesday

Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

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