- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

how do you punish hellen keller? you can't she's dead

Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

What do a dog and a fork have in common? They both have tails. Except for the fork.

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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