Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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What's orange, looks like and orange, probably tastes like an orange, and has no brain? Donald Trump

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Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

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Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

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Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

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Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

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What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

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This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

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What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

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What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

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God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

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A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

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what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

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Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

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America

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Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

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Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

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What's bad about a Hispanic Women and a White man dating? A: Nothing at all really, unless either of them become involved in drugs, alchohol, or unprotected sex, which can ruin any relationship.

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

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Anti Joke

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