- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

a man dyslexic into bar walks a

What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

A man walked into a bar owch

Why so serious? Your brother died.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

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