Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

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Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

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Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

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Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

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Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

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What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

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what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

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Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

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How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

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Actually it was me Josh brown

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

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What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Postman Will you sign hear please he said Oh my toaster came

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How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

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i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to prove he wasn't chicken

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Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

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why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

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roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

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Anti Joke

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