Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

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roses are black violets are black i am blind

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What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

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whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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GOODBYE

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What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

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Q: Why couldn't Billy breathe? A: Because when the truck ran over him his lungs were crushed.

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Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

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What's the difference between your garage and mine? A pile of dead babies.

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Why did the teenager drink a beer? Because it was actually full of sizzurp

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How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

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what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

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Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

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A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

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Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

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Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

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No antijoke here.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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