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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do they call Jean a redneck? Because her neck was red from being in the sun for so long.

Their were three business men going on a trip, they had only one bed in the hotel so they had to sleep in the same bed. The next day guy on the right said i a great handjob last night and the guy on the left said the same thing. The guy in the middle said last night i was dreaming i was skiing

Why is it OK to make fun of a deaf person? Because they can't hear.

Whats black and white and red all over? My wife, i constantly beat her and I should probably be arrested for it if she didnt love me so much

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

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