- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

What do you call a monkey lost in a desert? A donkey who was forgotten by his owner.

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

Why did the man think he was hungry? Answer: Because his brain told that he needed to Eat or he was going to be really hungry. Made by eli

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What did red say to yellow? Move over orange is coming now.

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

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