- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

Did You Hear about the Black Guy That went to College?....Neither Did I...

What happened when the 16 year old told her mother she was pregnant? Her mother was extremely disappointed that her daughter did not stay faithful to an abstinent life but eventually became proud of the fact that she would soon be a grandmother.

what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

Stop. Seriously stop.

what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

A rapist leaps out a woman and yells "surprise!" and proceeds to have non-consensual intercourse with her. Later, he is arrested by the police and charged with sexual assault.

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