- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

A white guy a black guy and a mexican are in a car and the car crashes and blowes up who dies? They all die cuz they all were in the car when it blew up

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

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