- Anti Joke

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.