- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

if you are reading this your wasting your time

Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Knock Knock. Doors open

Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

I have a dirty joke. Poop.

If Oscar Meyer had a dog what kind of dog would it be? A Wiener Dog!!

So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

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