What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

roses are blue violetrs are green im shooting heroine into my head

Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

^ That's not even funny ^

Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe

Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

A guy walked into a restaurant. He sat down and had a lovely meal left the restaurant got in his car and went home. The End

What do you call a leper in a spa bath? Say excuse me Sir (or Madam), I notice you have leprosy, did you know that it is treatable? MDT for multibacillary leprosy consists of rifampicin, dapsone, and clofazimine taken over 12 months. Dosages adjusted appropriately for children and adults are available in all primary health centres in the form of blister packages.[17] Single dose MDT for single lesion leprosy consists of rifampicin, ofloxacin, and minocycline. The move toward single-dose treatment strategies has reduced the prevalence of disease in some regions, since prevalence is dependent on duration of treatment. World Leprosy Day was created to draw awareness to leprosy and its sufferers

what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

a black man pays his child support

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

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