What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

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Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

Study from real life: My trip to Texas. (From the time when I was interested in mormon-ism.) Texan: And here is my gun collection, great for shootin yer Mexican scum. Me: Uh I am Norwegian but my ancestors where Russian or something so my skin is... Texan: *points gun at me and pushes trigger halfways* Just kidding der son, sure you aint no Mexican though? Okay just checkin ya know... Me *sweating bullets* Texan guys gun go off almost hitting me and breaking a vase.. Conclusion: He blamed me, everyone had lunch outside later, everyone kept looking at the "trigger happy MEXICAN"... Nero: By then I began grasping the fact that I was better suited for the study of the dark arts... And also learned that in Mormonism, Heaven and Hell are planets locked into war, where black people where neutral, and red people are demon supporters, but WE CAN ALL BE SAVED BY BECOMING WHITE! JUST LIKE THE ANGEL MORONI! Conclusion two: Moroni... Lol.

How do you drown a blonde? Weigh her down and throw her into a body of water.

You're walking down a street and you see a man struggling to open a door, what do you do? Whatever you feel like doing.

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

My three children are three big mistakes.

why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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