A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

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Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

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what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

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My friends all use twitter but i dont know how to use it, so i said i will carry a megaphone around saying what i am doing at random times. Like yesterday i was in the library so i said into my megaphone "i am in the library" Yay i got 3 new followers, 2 of them were cops. Jokes From Blox Computers Corporation [Thailand] Bellow Joke In Thai: ?????? Twitter ???????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? "i am ??????????" ??????????????? 3, 2 ????????????????????

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How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

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How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

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whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

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Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

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Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

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What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

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What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

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How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

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What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

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Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

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how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

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When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

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What more orange that a lime? Most things.

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

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What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

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A deer looks at the ground and sees something strange. He wonders what it could be. A rabbit comes along and thinks the same. A badger promptly arrives after the rabbit and thinks the exact same. 4 seconds later they all get hit by a train.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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