Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

Do you like waffles yeah we like waffles do you like pancakes do you like french toast yeah we like french toast dododododod let me get a mouth full. WAFFLES!!!!!!!

Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

A man walked into his house He saw his wife having an affair with his teenage Gardner

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

Whats the difference between a hundred dead babies and a Ferrari? The Ferrari isn't in my garage.

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

Joe is a negotiator. When joe sees someone in trouble, he tries to help them out of it by talking. Joe failed to talk to Osama bin laden correctly. Joe is no longer living in this world. Joe drank his sorrows away and died from the alcohol in his body. Osama is completely unrelated to this, his family died in a car crash.

what is worse than finding finding an apple in your worm? Finding your peanut shells in your peanut.

When A White Man Sees A Magic Trick - He Claps When A Black Man Sees A Magic Trick - He Does Handstands, Celebrations, And Shouts

What did the black man get for christmas? A present.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Presents

Person #1: Hello captain obvious. Person #2: Hello.

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

what do you call an albino brown bear a polar bear

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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