Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

quantum physics?

The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

Women.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

38 studio's new game... Finance City

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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