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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

i dont fisish anythi

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

What do you call a mexican who steals toasters? A mexican toaster thief.

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