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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

Why did the moose cross the road? Migration.

the sky is green no it is not

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

If 2 trains are going 60 mph, their going in opposite directions towards each other, they are slowing down 1 mile per hour per 10 miles and they are 100 miles away, would you rather have Coke or Pepsi?

A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

are you from hawaii? because your the only ten I see

who is not good looking? mon morello

How do you make a person cross the road? Ask them nicely.

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One because lawyers are usually well educated and know how to screw in a lightbulb

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

A guy walks in to a bar and says to the bartender "I'm fed up with all these 'guy walks into a bar' jokes on anti-joke. The bartender says "I have no idea what you're talking about".

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

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