- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the most common way to become mentally challenged? Getting hit by a shovel a couple times

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? AIDs then he got mugged on the way home from the hospital

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

What came first the egg or the hen? your mother did, when I had sex with her last night.

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

why was the cat black it was a black cat

Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

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