I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I have a pint or two.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

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What do chicken and babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

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whats better then a pile of dead babies? 2 piles of dead babies

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What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

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timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

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What is square and grey? A grey square.

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two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

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A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

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I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

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Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

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Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

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Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

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Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

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Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

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Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

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A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

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What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

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What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

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i remember when i was a child i wanted a skateboard but my parents would never buy me one so late one night i crept downstairs and got a hammer and some wood and i beat them to death my foster parents baught me 5 skateboards

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Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

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