- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

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Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

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What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

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