Fuzzy Wuzzy was bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, and died of cancer

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What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

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Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender goes why do you have a cane? The man goes "I'm blind."

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A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks: "why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus being incapable of comprehending the complexities of conversation said nothing, and shit all over the floor.

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It's not that hard to be Dyslexic. You just have to accept it nad ovem no.

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Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

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Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

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Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

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Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

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Why could'nt Susie talk? The mafia cut out her tounge

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I want to name my dog Syndrome. Then, when I teach him to sit, I can say "Down, Syndrome!"

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A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

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What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into your grandmother and finding a fish

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What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

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What shall we do with the drunken sailor? Call the police to have him escorted off the boat for operating a large veichle under the influence of alcohol.

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A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

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What happened to my sunglasses?

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There was a little boy in kindergarten who really had to go to the bathroom. So he asked his teacher if he could go to the bathroom, and she told him he could go at snack time. The little boy really had to go to the bathroom, so he asked his teacher again, and like before, she told him to wait until it was snack time. The little boy had to go very very badly and asked the teacher one more time. This time the teacher said "if you can say the alphabet, then you can go to be bathroom" so the little boy got up all his courage and started off with "A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y and Z." Then the teacher said,"good job" and let him go to the bathroom. When he went there was a man waiting in the stall who brutally raped and murdered the boy.

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Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch pórn daily.

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Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

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Why did the boy cry? His Parents died.

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A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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