- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was 7 afraid of 6?that is impossible it is older than six and stronger than its mother

Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

What do you call a man whos had his arms ripped off in front of you? An ambulance, because with an injury such as this, you can die anywhere between 10 and 45 minutes

Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar together. They discuss the fundamentals and aspects of Religion.

When were in a zombie apocalypse I will make sure to save you for 40 days and then I will sacrifice you

She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

What did the clock say to the book? I have no batteries.

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What do you call a school bus full of black people? A school bus

Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

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