- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock!! Who's there? The Bailiffs, now get out.

What did the sad orphan with liver cancer get for Christmas? Pictures of dead babies to put things in perspective.

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, some dont

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

roses are red violets are blue im a paki and you are a jew!

Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

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