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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

batman farted so hes retarded

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

A horse trots into a bar. He is left with a bump on his head.

why did rosa parks get moved to the back of the bus? she didnt call shotgun

What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc my leg really hurts when I poke it like this." The doctor replies, "Yes, that is a knife."

What's Great and Danish? The Great Dane Kane.

Why is the baby on fire? Because there was a gas leak at the day care facility. It would have been a terrible tragedy had a heroic babysitter not come to the rescue.

y r black people noses so big??? A= god had to hold tem somehere to spray paint them

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