- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

i like my rose red and my diamonds blue your screamin mercy so did ur mom but i killed her to

What's the name of Hellen keller's dog? She doesn't have a dog, she's blind and deaf and would not be able to give it the adequate amount of care. Additionally, it's morally reprehensible to make fun of Helen Keller.

Nebraska the farmland its the only place for me!! I love the corn and the corn loves me!! I live for the corn and the corn lives for me!!

a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are stranded at sea,the brunette swims 1 quarter of the way to shore, gets tired and drowns.The redhead swims 3 quarters of the way to shore, gets tired and drowns. The blonde swims half the way to shore, gets tired and swims back.

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