- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

Why is this website called anti-jokes? i don't know but it makes sense.

What's the difference between a duck?

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

When were in a zombie apocalypse I will make sure to save you for 40 days and then I will sacrifice you

two hippo's were in the lake. The water was up to their eyes. What did one hippo say to the other? I don't know why but i keep thinking it's tuesday.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

Why did the football player walk so funny? He went to Penn State!

Knock knock Who's there? NYPD you are being placed under arrest come out with your hands up.

How do you stop a bus? Throw a little child in front of it. If the driver is a loaf of bread, this phrase isn't rather important.

A young boy is concerned about the well- being of his father, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

What is a black person's favorite food? It varies from person to person, just as with any race.

What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIP CREAM!

Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

Bill went into a store and bought a bagel. However, after eating it, he realizes he meant to buy a doughnut. He tells the cashier that he meant to order a doughnut, and asks for his money back. The cashier says no and the man leaves.

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

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