A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

Why did the woman have no boobs? Breast cancer

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

*there was a tv sitting on the side of the road..* person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

Want to hear a joke? No.

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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