- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

What's worse than finding a band aid in your Crock-pot? Finding a Crock-pot in your band aid.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

the economy.

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

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