What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

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What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

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Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

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Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

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Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

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Apple hates Blackberry.

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What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

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a man makes a bad joke

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why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

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What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

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What did one jew say to the other jew? Want some pizza?

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woman's rights

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Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

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As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

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What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

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Tunechi

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Q: What did hitler say to his generals? a: In a circumstance as the one we have found ourselves in. Eliminating our most threatening of enemies would be very logical. Unless they were of the superior race therefore, it may be frowned apon by our low ranked comrades. Causing another assasionation attempt on myself. So in conclusion I believe eliminating a rich and intelligent race far more superior than our own, would be the best way to go. So collect the Jews of Warsaw and we might have a chance.

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A Black man, a Latino, and a Midget get into a car. They drive to the county fair, get snow cones and ride the tilt-a-whirl.

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How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None...they can cook in the dark.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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