- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

I drove my Chevy to the levy. It was dry.

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

Betty wanted to see time fly so she threw her alarm clock out the window. Shortly after, her mother grounded her as it was quite expensive and she had become less punctual without it.

What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

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