Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

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What did the black man say before he went to sleep? im going to sleep

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why did hitler hate the jews... because the nazies had to pay the gas bill

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HOW TO RE-AD : FOR DUMMIES. (HELLEN KELLER ADDITION)

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why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

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A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

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But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

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Whats Pink and fluffy? Yellow fluff thats been dyed pink :D

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Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

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A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

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What do you call a horse with bread on its ears? Boris, because that's his name.

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how do you kill a giraffe? you don't.

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Q: Why did the boy fall of the swing? A: He had no arms.

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Knock Knock Who's there? My foot. My foot who? My foot in your ass.

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What happens when you cross a Mexican and a Chinese man? A multiracial man.

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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What did the man dying of cancer want for his birthday? To live.

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What do Native Indians and Asian Indians have in common? They're both human.

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An old bear-wrestler dies and finds himself at the pearly gates. Confused and at a loss for words due to the unfamiliar circumstance and lack of public toilets, he blurts out "Saint Peter, I presume?" but it was just the train conductor. "Ticket please." He searched his pockets and finally found the ticket. He wished he had a dog, but not a seeing-eye dog because people would assume he was blind. This story illustrates the importance of situational awareness, remembering which pocket you put your ticket in, and not forgetting to go before you leave because you don't know when you'll be able to find a restroom.

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How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb? Look. I just enjoy a few drinks every now and then. I mean, I can quit whenever I want to. That's no reason to start people calling names.. Wait, no. That's not.. Look. How much do you drink every day, huh? Why not ask that? And why do I have to be the one changing your stupid light bulb? If it's sooooo important that the light bulb be changed, do it yourself, you lazy bastard. Don't rely on other people to do your work for you.

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What did the Muslim say to the Jew? Nothing, as he has been deaf since birth and is incapable of forming coherent speech.

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What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me i'm going in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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