knock knock. whos there? the police. we have news about your daughter. She has been tortured and raped and you will never see her again for the man that took her has taken her out of our jurisdiction.

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a termite walks into a bar and asks, "wheres the bar tender?"

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Q. What do you do when you cross an elephant, and a soccer ball. A. That would never happen.

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Q: What's worse than finding a shrimp platter on a babys hand. A: A baby's hand on a shrimp platter

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hello there. I am Elder Young and I with the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. What would you say if someone were to offer you peace and happiness through all of eternity?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 sodomized his whole family.;

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Arab 1: Du good bai me, and I'll du good bai you. Arab 2: Ye men, sounds good men. Arab 3: O man, no way. Arab 4: K, u wait...jus wait n see.. Arab 5: I no interest! Me so saudi! Arab 6: D'oh...ha, ha, haa! Arab 7: This is so bahrain...I'm going to go club some protesters.

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What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

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EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

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How do you confuse a blonde? I guess the same way you confuse someone of any other hair color.

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What`s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff What did the banana say to the ear? Hello

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What Do call a dog with an e A doge

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Why did the cop shoot his 4 year old son? Because the little bitch ate his leftovers

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How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

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Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

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How do you get an elephant into a freezer? You stuff him in there!!

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A Jew walks into a bar. It's a bar full of Neo-Nazis.

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Remember that part where Jesus gets angry at a fig three and kills it because it "was lazy" for refusing to grow figs at winter? Brother Jeez, that was kinda mean man! You know it was winter rite? Anti Joke or not, that part is funny, so if Jesus returns and wants you to make him a sammich you better go get that goddamn sammich!

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andrew wagner

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once upon a time a guy thought he wrote an original anti joke but it wasnt

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Why is the country in a national deficit? Because the Illuminati want to control all human beings in a socialist new world order.

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Why was the hasidic so stupid? He wasn't. He died in the holocaust.

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