why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

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knock knock come in ok!!!!! ur an elephant oh ya i guess im not suppose to talk!

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What has four legs and is always ready to travel? Siamese twin fugitives.

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a pope and priest walk into a bar what's the first thing they say? OUCH my head

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have STD's, Now so do you!

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An american, canadian, and mexican are on a skyscraper. Canadian: (pulls off maple leaf) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) Mexican: (pulls out burrito) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) American: (looks at mexican) we have to many of these in our country (pushes mexican off building)

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A Mayor accidently killed one of the citizens of his town through dangerous driving. He could not be charged with murder, as it was an accident, but there was an uproar, and he was humiliated beyond question and forced out of office straight away. Even his family rejected him, owing to the fact that the unfortunate citizen he struck was his son's girlfriend.

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there is a fat ass bitch who lives in littlefield TX, her name...Krista. her facebook.... NannyGrizzly. I hate her!!! with a pasion... she was my neighbor... i can hear her yelling all the time. Please... someone give her a reason to yell. .................Facebook..........Nannygrizzly.......do....something.....about.......her.... thank you. Ima TROLE!!!!! hahahahaahhhahahahahahahaahha. damn it. (: v P PS. she is a bitch

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's cheese.

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What did the Asian man say when he got a math problem wrong? Damn it

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So this chick meets a guy at a bar. They never greet each other and the drive home sober.

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I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road without their motives being questioned.

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Who is Jim Wonderbread? A whorrible person

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A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She was too tired and was afraid that if she got behind the wheel it might cause her to fall asleep at the wheel which would result in an accident.

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50 gay man and a homophobe are in a nightclub in Florida ...you know how the rest goes.

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I bont really understand dyslectic peapole

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a retarded failure

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What did the doctor say to the person who is suffering from obesity? Run fatass Run

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A fake pizza delivery guy goes to a party and tries to deliver DiGornios pizza in another companys pizza box. The party host calls the police and the guy gets charged for stealing another companys uniform and impersonating a pizza palace worker. He had to return the uniform.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Ps: Its "Cain" again, just for matters of security here, how did he install power wires under the basement? How are you even able to use your computer over there?

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Whats Worse that 10 babies stapled to 1 tree? 1 Baby stapled to 10 trees

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Anti Joke

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