Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

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why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

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really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

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Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

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Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

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Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

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A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

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how do you get rid of diahreah? Shove pepto bismo up your butt.

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what did the fish say when i threw it at the wall. Ouch. Then the world ended because it caused a ripple in the fabric of reality.

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Guess what? That is actually a ridiculously broad question, and I can be referring to anything. You really have no chance in guessing "what" is. As a matter of fact, I can just be thinking about a thought of something else, which is not even a concrete thing. Therefore, you really have no chance of guessing what "what" actually is. So I win. You lose.

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

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How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

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roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office covered only in Saran Wrap. He asks the doctor, "The strip of metal teeth is missing from the box, so could I borrow your scissors?"

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What were the murderer's last words before he was put to death by electric chair? "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NNNNNFHGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.................................................................................................................." He then defecated in his pants.

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Q) A Christian, slightly disabled but perfectly capable man has a packet of Jaffa Cakes. He strolls casually toward the edge of a cliff, rapidly checking his watch. The man slowly examins the packet before gradually opening the packaging. First the box, then the packet. He quickly throws the jaffa cakes over the edge of the cliff, Why? A) The man doesnt like jaffa cakes

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whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

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Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

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What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

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A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

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Chick Norris... Enough said

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Anti Joke

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