if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

Im taking a shit right now.

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What does a frog in a blender sound like? *WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR*

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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