- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

How many alzheimers patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

What happened when the Irish ran out of potatoes? Millions starved.

An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was tired of the people on the side she was on who told lame anti jokes, so she tried to stay away from them.

Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

What goes round and knocks on windows? A paedophile.

Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

Did you hear the joke about the pencil? Nevermind it was pointless.

Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

Yo mama got so bad teeth her dentist said she should get them surgicly removed and get lifelike dentures

The other day I went into the bathroom to take a poo, It was Glorious I flushed the toilet and everything.

What is an antijoke? Not Knock

A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

Chuck Norris does not get sick; He only gets sick when his immune system is weak.

What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

what looks like a banana? a penis

Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

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