- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy at the funeral? Because he was dead.

What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

knock knock whos there? dave dave who ? dave starts to cry because his grandmothers oldtimers has restricted her from remembering her grandson dave.

what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

A Vietnam war veteran accidentally goes to a Vietnamese concert and says, "I could take a lot of them down with me."

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by the ice cream van

Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

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What Do call a dog with an e A doge

Your mom is so ugly, Ew.

Yo mama is so fat she lost 100 pounds and now she's not fat.

Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

Whats gayer then dancing with the stars? Justin beiber

What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

The frightened girl did everything the man said. " Open your legs. Bend over..." She was playing Simon says and was afraid to loose. It wasn't sexual abuse, which her sister had experienced while traveling around the world in 2007.

What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pig, because even if a pig could learn karate its still a pig.

her: what did your last slave die of? him: syphillis

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What's the connection between Obama and Michael Jackson? They both want to be a girl.

Why did the Muslim boy crash a plane into a building? Because the remote-controlled plane suddenly malfuctioned and crashed into a nearby apartment complex.

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