Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

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Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

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Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

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What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

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What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

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A blond, a brunet, and a red head jumped off a bridge. Which one hit the ground first? In order to solve this problem you would first need to figure out witch of the three had more of a body mass. Then you would need to calculate the accretion in case one brought along a cow. However, in the end the outcome is always the same: 3 dead bodies on impact and 3 mourning families.

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Q. Why did the lady scream when she saw her husband? A. Because he was dead.

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I once went to a chiropractor. She was so awful looking. You know those weird spiky fish with the lightbulb hanging off it's head? .....I saw one in a documentary once.

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My friends told me they found a dead women....they said they pissed on her........that was my mom

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I will create more jobs for americans

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A hooker walks into a bar. She orders a few drinks and leaves. She's a man.

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Forget about them, do not compare yourself to those beneath you, you always wanted to help as many as possible, in a world where everyone fights for themselves only.

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I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

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a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

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Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

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What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

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Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

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What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

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You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

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Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

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What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

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knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

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what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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