Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

A pregnant woman walks into a bar and miscarries.

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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