Where did Susie go during the bombings? Susie was wandering around the streets as she felt like she didn't know where she was any more. Everything was burnt to ashes. She came across a man who she has never met. He tells her to follow him. She did.Later, Susie, the mysterious man and a few other people with him were in a private meeting room. The mysterious man tells Susie that he was a Frenchman and he was with the resistance. A few minutes later, the bombs were dropping everywhere. The meeting room was destroyed and Susie, the Frenchman and his men were under attack. The French resistance were about to fight, but retreated - for they were French. Susie was left, lying there as she saw a bomb in the sky about to land on her. She tried to get up and run, but the bomb was too fast. It got her. So yeah. Susie went everywhere, like you lot said.

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How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

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What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

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no.

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oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

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What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

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An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? I raped your mom and she swallowed my load, k

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Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

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Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

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What did the 20-year old woman say too the old man? HI GRANDPA!

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Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

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How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

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whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

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Yo mamma so poor she got a job.

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what is the differance between a toyata and a van full of dead babies I dont own a toyata

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Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

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Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

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Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

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Aodhans da is Mr.Bradly and he dosnt know what coordinates are, 180 anti-clockwise,he has "the key to examination success is revision and homestudy tattooed on his chest, his das herbert the pervert, his mas a taxcollector and on the dole, his da sits on the roof eating biscuits, cleaning the satilite dish, he gets his pubes shaved in gordans chemist, he uses mcdonaldsd wifi, hes a fruit fly and he can stop global warming by shaking his head!!!!!!!!

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the other ____?

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