What do you call a someone who steals from a black guy? A thief.

What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

hi jonny

Are you antijoke.com. Because you are a faggot.

What is red and ragging? A Hemorrhoid

How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

What's worse than putting stones in a blender? Putting a baby in a blender.

Why didn't the black man make it into heaven? No one did, there is no evidence supporting the existence of an afterlife.

You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

Does Fall come before winter? There is no defiant answer due to the fact that all seasons are in a cycle and our race has no answer to which season happened first on Earth.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because her husband was abusive and he killed her for not making him a sandwich. They had to take the body the the funeral home so she could have a proper ceremony. Her friends and family mourned her daeth.

How many Jews can you fit in a one-person car? --One in the drivers seat, 30 million in the ashtray

Why did the man eat his cellphone? Because he has a serious mental disability, and did not know that it was not a normal thing to do, and for anybody to laugh at him for doing something like this is just a sick person.

Did you hear about Phil in accounting? No? Well he was trying to make a new type of car. He took the seats from a ford engine from a dodge, and the frame from a toyota. Do you know what he got? 5 years in jail.

a boy jumps off a building why? because he's afraid of heights

I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

Q: Why did'n the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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