What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

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Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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What do you call your mom after she brings a guy home from a bar? A very caring woman because she doesn't want him driving drunk.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

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person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

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The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

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what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

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roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt

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Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

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A praying mantis is very graceful

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Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

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what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

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what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

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Roses are black Violets are black A black person died

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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Anti Joke

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