What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

What did the alphabetical soup spell for little Bobby? U gOt SUzie prEgnant ....... aGaiN

the mean terrorist said "i am going to kill your mother" that mother is now dead

yo mama is so fat she has more rolls than basken robins does flavors

LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

Why didn't Sarah come to school today? She had a heart attack and died.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

knock knock whos there i dont know. go look

How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house..... knock knock! whos there? THE CHICKEN!!

why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

why was the female student failing out of school? because she made bad choices and never gave school her all.

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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