- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down a hill whats black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him

Have you heard that Bert & Ernie from Sesame Street are gay? If so, than whoever told you may be mentally challenged, Bert & Ernie are both puppets which even though they resemble people with active personalities, they remain puppets and do not have a sexual oreintation.

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car and laying on the side of the rode for 2 hours then you find out that your wife was cheating on you with her your own brouther

Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

Women can vote? WTF

Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

what do you get when you cross an elephant with a lake? swimming trunks.

THERE'S THE IDENTITY THIEF GET HIM!

What did the mentally retarded man say to the Waiter who brought him his soup? Thanks for bringing me my soup.

Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

What do you call 5 black guys at the bottom of the ocean? scuba divers

Stick figure says to the artist "Can't you make it any bigger?" Artist:"No, I ran out of lead?"

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

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