Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with,  "In accordance with Megan's law"  

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

whats brown and sticky? Doody

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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