What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

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What do you call a Serbian-Australian man with no arms, no legs, and two feet. Nick Vujicic

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what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

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One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? Nothing, he doesn't have the ability to open a present.

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Your momma is so fat, she has her own gravitational pull.

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What was the last thing that went through the crashing helicopter pilot's head? The propeller.

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How can you tell your not italian? You aint no Guito!

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A women was driving along in her brand new, swanky, red ferrari when she spotted a red light in the distance. She stopped steadily, following the rules of the road. All of a sudden a loud bang came from behind her where a young driver had hit her at 50 mph. They both come to an abrupt stop and exited their vehicles. The women says "Idiot, you just hit me!" The boys says "oh don't worry, I have insurance."

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

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I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

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"Knock knock..." "come in"

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God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

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Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

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roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

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Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

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Your mommas so fat she jumped into the ocean and immediately had to start swimming.

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Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

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What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

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how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

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a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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