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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man goes to his doctor and asks: ""What is wrong with me doc? One moment I think I am a teepee, the next moment I a, a wigwam." To which the doctor responds: "I have told you several times sir; you have stage IV pancreatic cancer."

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

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