- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

how much will u suck my dick for? $100, $50, $25, o u said none so u give freebees!!!!

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

Ding dong Who's there Electricity

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