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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you look closely, it's not a chicken, it's a man wearing a costume. He's going to a halloween party with some friends. Sally was not invited.

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He couldn't, his legs were broken

Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

What did the wife say to the husband? I'm a man.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

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Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

"knock knock" "who's there" "I dont know, check the door"

Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

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