qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

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Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

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Where did Ben go after being hit by a high speed train? Underneath the train's wheels.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Person 1: I'm really sleepy. Person 2: Then go to sleep.

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Why did the Mexican sneak across the US border? There aren't many good jobs for him in Mexico, and with the cost of living in his small village, he will be able to provide for his entire family of seven on just minimum wage in California. He will miss his family terribly while he is away from them, but he believes it is worth it in the end. Once he saves enough, he will pay the coyotes to smuggle the rest of his family over so they can be together again. Hopefully none of them will die on the journey.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Presents

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What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

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why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

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Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

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Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

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How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

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Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

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Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

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Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

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What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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Anti Joke

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