How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

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What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

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Hellen Keller went to town a ridin on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it.. ashhlerthurbujahustar.

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How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

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I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

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Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

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Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

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Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

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A duck walks into a bar. The duck walks over to the bartender and orders a beer. "put it on my bill." he says. The bartender angrily grabs the duck and kicks him out of the bar, because the duck has done this many times, but has never once paid his bill to the bar. The duck is an alcoholic and is slowly ruining his relationship with his family.

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Your mom is so ugly that you should buy her a paper bag to cover her face because she is just so very unattractive that it burns mine and everyone else's eyes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go home and beat his wife

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A man works at a Doritos factory hes worked there for a few weeks and hes made the most Doritos in his line now and the head of the company gives him a promotion he now runs his own line a few months later the head of the company bob comes back to him and promoted him again to now our friend Carl is head of the Factory about two years later bob comes to Carl and hes promoted to head of the east coast he is head of 27 Factories about a decade later bob asks Carl if when he retires Carl will take over the company and he accepts bobs offer 23 years pass and bob retires Carl is the new head of the company so he is about like 65 at this point and he wants some wine so him and his buddies go for some wine Dan says Carl this lines two long so they decide to have some soda and then Jason says this lines longer then the last one so Aiden says to Carl why don't we go get some punch so they all got into line but there was no punch line a.w. j.p.

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What is wrong with black stereotypes? Nothing! Basketball is pretty fun if you try it!

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What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

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How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

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So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

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