- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

A Black man walks into a gay bar. He has a great time because he is perfectly content with his sexuality.

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

Knock Knock The guy opens the door

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

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