- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

Who does creatine? James Cornish

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

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