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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

how do you win a game try your best

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

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