I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them

Why are white people white? I don't know

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

A man penetrates another man.

How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

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