- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

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