So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

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Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

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Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

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Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

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what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

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Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

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Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

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why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

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What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

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Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

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I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

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A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

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What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

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There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

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What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

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What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

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A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

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Knock Knock the door's open, come in

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Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

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A Mexican, a Chinese man, and a cowboy are on a plane. The plane is crashing, and they need to get rid of anything to make the plane lighter so thet can glide to safety. The cowboy throws out all of his boots and says we have to many of these. Then the Mexican throws out all of his taco shells and says we have to many of these. Then the Chinese man throws out the Mexican and says we have to many of these.(:

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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