- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by a car. I lied about him crossing the road.

Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: whispering please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

Q: What did the gun say to the person. A: Bang.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

What was the babies first word? Nothing: It was a still-born.

A Jewish boy walks up to his father and says: Dad, can I borrow 50 dollars? The dad responds: 40 dollars?!? What are you going to do with 30 dollars?!?

Why Did The Boy Fall Off The Swing? Because He Had No Arms.

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

What did the Pope say to the homosexual couple? Welcome to the community.

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

you know your just like my pinkie toe........eventually i am going to bang you on a table

What's funnier then the holocaust? A second one.

Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

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