- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It couldnt because a chicken was obscuring its path.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

What did the church say to the house? You need jesus

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

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