- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

Why does Justin Beiber look like a girl? Because he achieved international fame and fortune at a prepubescent age, and has made more money before he turned 18 than most people will in their entire lives.

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

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