It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What happened when the man asked the girl if he could borrow her pencil? Nothing, she was deaf

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Whats worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with one alive at the bottom. Whats worse than a pile of dead babies with one alive at the bottom? It having to eat its way out. Whats worse than it having to eat its way out? It comes back for seconds.

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What do short Mexicans do after a hot shower? Dry off with a towel like everyone else,

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I admit I don't know what the future holds, but one thing I know for sure is that... Lance Armstrong has only one ball.

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whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

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Lololol

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whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

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what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

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Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

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If you are reading this you are a nerd

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RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

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Half life 3 confirmed

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yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

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Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

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Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

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Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "I'm going to kill everyone you've ever loved you fucking cocksucker, you think you can get away with sleeping with my wife? You better think again kiddo I will take away everything from you until you are reduced to a smoldering ruin of what you once was, mark my words bitch."

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A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

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The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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