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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

Q:Wats worse then cutting ur lawn A: diarea on a sunday morning

Why did the little boy cry? Because his parents were shot in the face while he was forced to watch you insensitive jerk Now walk away ????

You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

why did the chicken cross the street? so it could throw a fridge at you, you are very loud at night for some reason and you wake everyone up. the chicken then goes home to watch gay porn videos.

What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" "No." "Good. Tobacco causes cancer."

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

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