- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

How much dirt is in a 4 by 6 by 8 hole? None its a hole.

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? one is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and one is a watermelon

fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

Knock Knock.. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Daves dead. This is Darrell.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a rock at it

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

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