What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft? A flat minor.

Knock knock "Honey, could you get the door?" "I'm tired of doing everything here! Get you ass up and do it yourself!" "Well why don't you just go back to bar you whore?" "This marriage was a mistake, I'm going back to mother!" They divorced 5 months later.

Why was the old lady sad? Her husband was raped by an angry gallon of milk.

how did sally die? she starved because she cant get in to get the nuggets.

Q. A man walks into a library and asks the librarian for a book on suicide? A. The librarian hands the man a book on suicide

One day a black man went and bought a car with his own hard-earned money.

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

You tell me. I have amnesia.

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

Here come the elephants over the hill!

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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