- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

What did Reed read? A. Read?

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

Why did Sally cross the road? Because she fell off a tree. Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally wanted to cross the road.

How do you kill a squirrel? Take the jaws of life. Rip it in half. And suck on the organs.

Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

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