How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

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Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

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What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

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What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

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Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

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Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

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Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

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What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

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A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

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Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

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What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

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Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

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Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

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What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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