Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to **** the **** until he ******. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

knock knock whos there open open who the door

What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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