- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

knock knock Goodbye

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

pull my finger (farts)

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

Your mom is so old she died

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

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