my throat Really started to hurt, like reallly badly, and i remember On sponge bob, he laughed so much his laugh box broke. well, my throat really hurts. please help! can i get my laugh box back? will i never be able to laugh again and have to get it replaced like squidward did?!!? please answer, i have a friend who would probably give me part of her laugh box, but she Laughs like a hyena

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Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

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What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

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Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

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Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

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One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

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Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

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why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

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Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

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When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

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What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

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Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

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What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

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what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

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what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

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A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

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What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

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A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

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Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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