,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

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Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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