- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

How do you get a jewish girls number check her wrist

What do you do when your baby won't stop crying. Slit its throat

What did the mexican firefighter name his kids? Jose and Pablo

Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Crossing Guard union had reached a collective agreement and they had returned to work and it was safe to cross once again.

u are so............................................................................................................................................................................................gay

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

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