- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

whats worst than a trashcan full of dead babies? A baby eating the dead babies.

why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

What`s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff What did the banana say to the ear? Hello

Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all broke beyond repair.

Q: If Ann has 5 apples and she gives Michael 2 apples, and then Jason comes and rapes Ann. How many apples does Ann have left? R: Who the hell cares, she needs to go to the police.

What do you have, if you have fists the can kill someone in one punch? Hulk's DNA

Sally bought a shakeweight. She is an alcoholic and is ruining her family.

A man walks into a bar. Since he was only moving at a slow walking pace, he was fine, no further events worth noting occured.

There is a terrorist attack. Muslims are blamed for it.

How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

What’s worse than taking a bite out of your apple and finding a worm? Taking a bite out of your apple and finding half a worm.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

two guys r talking and the one said i swear to god and the other one said u swear what to god what the hell r u talking about i dont even know u

How do you get a blonde to eat crayons? Threaten to kill her parents with a hacksaw.

What's the difference between a pile of rotting shit about to be re-heated in the microwave and Kevin James's new movie "The Zookeeper" ... Nothing.

Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

Did you hear about Phil in accounting? No? Well he was trying to make a new type of car. He took the seats from a ford engine from a dodge, and the frame from a toyota. Do you know what he got? 5 years in jail.

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