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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

whats worse than getting killed by a random tomahawk in COD mostly anything because COD is only a video game

What do you call a black man? A person

A black man, a jewish man and an asian man walk into a bar. They are attending the wake of a friend who died of cancer.

Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

How much dirt is in a 4 by 6 by 8 hole? None its a hole.

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? one is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and one is a watermelon

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

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