- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

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what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

What's dry and unpleasant to eat? Sand.

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

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