- Anti Joke

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

all these jokes are horrible now

Why are leprechauns so happy? The grass tickles their balls

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.