- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

A man walks into his room with a DVD and a box of kleenex. The DVD is a wedding video of his now dead wife.

Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

Where do cows go on the weekends? The slaughterhouse.

If David has 40 chocolate bars and eats 35 what does David have now? Diabetes, David has diabetes.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Find a half-worm.

Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

What's worse than rotten eggs? Being dead.

Why did children rejoice when Michael Jackson died? Because they were at a birthday party, and only heard about his death afterward.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

How did the man die? He was killed alive.

Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because

What do you call a good anti-joke? something you feel like you should go to hell for laughing at.

Why did Timmy masticate in front of everyone at the dinner table? If he hadn't, he would have choked on large chunks of food.

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