A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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Golf.

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why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

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How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

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How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

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When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

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Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

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What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

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A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

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What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

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On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

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Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

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A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

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Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

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A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

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What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

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Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

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roses are red violets are blue me n' friends guna rape you trolololoLOLOLOlololOLLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLO01010101010111 666

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i had a black friend once......just kidding

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What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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smell the vitamin C

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Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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