- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

you will like this because i am black.

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

What's better than a stick? A stone

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

my egg roll

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

69.

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

Click here to end the world.

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

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