- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

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what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

You know what's funny? Rape

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

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