how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

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Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

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What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

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(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

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Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

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Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

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I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

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Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

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so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

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Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

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how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

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Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

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What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

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Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

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You know what's funny? Rape

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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