"What's funnier then this joke? Women's rights." *Your suggestion is contradictory considering the fact that you are implying "Women's rights" is more humorous than "Women's rights".

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

Q.whats long, black and hard to cut through? A.a line at kfc!

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

Hey, do you wanna hear a joke? A joke.

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

I know you are but what am I? Gay.

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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