- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally!

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom.

How do you turn that frown upside down? You move many muscles in your face.

Why were people laughing when Muhammad Ali signed autographs for his fans? He was making jokes regarding his Parkinson's syndrome in order to elevate an otherwise melancholy experience for the audience.

Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

Where did Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

What do you call a blonde with great maths skills? A smart person with blonde hair.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

How do you make a great cake? Bett Crocker books

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

knock knock who's there? your destiny

Why did the sperm cross the road? It didn't, as sperm cells have tails not legs, and are therefore incapable of crossing roads.

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