- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

roses are blue violetrs are green im shooting heroine into my head

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

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