the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

Oh NOES! She does worry about me! YOU MUST APOLOGIZE! Relax, the body has two sources of happy drugs, one is the sweet calm stuff I am really bad at, and the other comes with adrenaline and stuff, the name of which I do not remember, both are important, but yeah, I am a thrill seeker, and when I do not find them, I make a thrill out of whatever I got, whatever that means.

what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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