- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

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so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

the WNBA.

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

A blind man walks into a bar. Nobody is surprised.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

why does the man appear fat he is

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

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