- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a black man walks out of popeyes

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

If your yacht is if moving at 50 knots per hour in a wind tunnel how many leprechauns can you fit in a chamber? Even, because purple is attracted to bestiality.

Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

Whose your daddy? Not me

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

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