Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesnt rhyme And your entire family died trying to fly to your house for Christmas. They crashed into a orpanage for death children. There were no survivors.

What is one similarity between John Samos, and the dreadful clown? they have a red nose and are payed to be funny, aside from John Samos!

Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

How old are you? 7

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A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing???? she had down syndrome

Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

Your mom is so fat that she turns "One Size Fits All" to "One Size Fits Most"

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

Brother: Where is my Guitar? Me: To the Left to The left Brother : No its not Me: Everything you own in the box to the to the left Brother : Im telling Mom Me: In the Closet Thats my stuff and if i bought please don't touch Brother: *Opens Closet* This is all Mine! Me: *Takes off headphones*? Huh? Brother: Nevermind - _ -

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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