Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

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Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

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George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dracula." "Dracula who?" He pulls his cape up to his face and says, "May the force be with you,"

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Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

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Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

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What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

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how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

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What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

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Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

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Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

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An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

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so you're waling through the desert and a tire falls off your canoe. How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?

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Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

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Your momma is so dumb she'd starve if she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store. -Actually my mom has a pHD in Nutritional Science. If she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store, she'd utilize that knowledge to maintain a balanced diet until a way was made available for her to return home.

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What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

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Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

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Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

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Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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Anti Joke

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