Id like to apologize for the one below (near the end yeah at the very end yeah that near you fuck!) When I said I give candy to etc etc I did mean I do not give candy to... Well... Nothing male, and I do not apologize, thank you. Shortie: Me as a Sociopath vs Sociopath with faster gunplay: So A Sociopath moved into my neighborhood, he arrived at my place and said hey you? You the sociopa... "BOOM" Moral: Shoot first, listen later... And if you hear something keep shooting... Anyway that was not the Sociopath but I got him eventually.

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Why are stand up comedians called stand up comedians? Because they are standing up while telling jokes, dumby.

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What did the baby say to the man? Babies can't talk ,the baby did not say anythingto the man!

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? I'm sleeping with your wife

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What's the difference between a cheeseburger and a dead baby............I don't j!zz on the cheeseburger before I eat it.

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Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

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how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

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Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

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A group of young men walks into a bar. They drink some booze, laugh, have a great time and then go home to sleep.

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Joe: CHOP CHOP KICK PUNCH HI-YAH! Mike:What are you doing? JOE: PRACTICING CHPO MENTAL KICK KARATE!!!!!!!

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Why did Rebecca Black die? She killed herself due to the cruelty of many people

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Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

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what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

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A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

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chinga tue madre Ryan

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a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

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A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

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Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

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what's worse than pie? alot of things.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

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What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

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What shoes keep dogs quiet? Hush puppies.

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A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

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