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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

High enough to know that fucking IQ is a terrible way to measure the total potential of the mind, which is potentially limitless depending on the person`s contact and control over the subconscious state.

Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

A girl talks to here boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word

what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

How can you outsmart Stephen Hawking? Steal the wheels of his chair and replace them with a dolphin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

Tin is a chemical element with symbol Sn (for Latin: stannum) and atomic number 50. It is a main group metal in group 14 of the periodic table. Tin shows chemical similarity to both neighboring group-14 elements, germanium and lead, It is also the material Aodhan's house is made from.

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