What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

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What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

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What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

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What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

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Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

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Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

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Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

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…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

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will you like this joke my sources say no

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What is Cleopatra's favorite cookie? A: Chips Ahoy

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Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

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Three men are on a plane. (Note, that this is a low-altitude plane, in which they are allowed to open the windows) The stewardess offers the first man refreshments. He asks for an orange. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his orange, he throws it out the window. The stewardess moves on to the second man, who asks for an apple. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Also confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his apple, he throws it out the window. Finally, the stewardess moves onto the third man, who asks for a bomb. The stewardess calls secret service and has the man arrested.

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What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

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There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

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Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy mushroom soup in my testicles belly Buton cheese.com ( tickle my. Nipple frog)

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Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

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what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

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What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

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Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

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im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

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I don't always drink beer but when I do, I viciously beat my wife and children.

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What do you call an overly-sexual, chewbacca-like creature that smokes cocaine and shoots heroin, while beating its offspring? Mom.

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What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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