- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

Jimmy Saville

This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

When life gives you melons, your probably dyslexic.

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