- Anti Joke

A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

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why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

a man walk into a bakery, he sais... may i have a loaf of bread....

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?