- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

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