- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

knock knock i have diarrhea

David Cameron

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

Grace Ackerson

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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