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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bipolar NO I'M NOT!!

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

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