- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's There? The I.R.S.

What did the German say to the Jew? Welcome to Germany we hope you enjoy your stay

What city likes baseball the most? New York

why did the man jump out of the plane without a parachute? Im not really sure, maybe to commit a slow and painful suicide.

Why is Easter better than christmas? Theres a significantly less chance of getting raped by a man in a Santa Claus costume.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

There is a very old lady at the bottom of a long flight of steep stairs with a large amount of groceries piled up in her hands. How did she make it to the top?? She walked.

Why do we oftenly see african cry for nothing? Because this is the only way they get water.

What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Well... I can't tell you. It's inapropriate.

Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

Albert <3 Hunter

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

black people

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

What do you call Ed Milliband after he's been decapitated? Dead Milliband.

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