What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

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Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

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Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

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What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

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guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

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A Chinese man fails a math test

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Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

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What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

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A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

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What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

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Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

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What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

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What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

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What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

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knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

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Knock Knock whose there your parents your parents who your parents just got malled by a hobo with an axe.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Im Tom and I'm an alcoholic...

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Why does Beyonce sing "to the left, to the left"? Because that's where a box of everything you own is

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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