- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

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Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

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