What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

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What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

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Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

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A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

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roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

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A shoemaker walks into a bar holding a shoebox with only one shoe inside. The bartender gives him a drink and asks "Say mister, why are you carrying that shoebox with one shoe?" The shoemaker says "Well sir, it's a long story." The bartender says "Okay, give me the short version." The shoemaker says "Okay, long story short, I'm not really a shoemaker." The bartender asks "Well buddy, what are ya?" The shoemaker gets up from his chair and says "I'm a guy missing shoe."

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What's purple, blue, red, orange, yellow and green. A rainbow .

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Why did the chicken cross the road? That is none of your concern as it invades his freedom of privacy.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? A blonde is a human woman and a bowling ball is an inanimate object used for the popular sport of bowling.

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How do you shock thomas eddison? Attatch his kite to his balls.

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Why did the man fall off of his bike? He was hit by a car and died in a tragic accident.

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there were two cyclists cycling down a main road in china at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace, one being chinese and the other irish. why did the irish man get stopped and the chinese man not? because the irish man had in fact raped and murdered a young child in his native home town and then fled the country to china.

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what did the woman say? 'duhhh, i don't have a penis durr durr' (By the way, I'm trying to be not misogynistic, please let me know if you find this misogynistic in any way)

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Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

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Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

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whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

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What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

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Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

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What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

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Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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