- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

Knock, knock. Door opened.

What did the girl call the boy? ugly. they hated eachother.

Why did Sally drop her Ice Cream Cone? Because her dog licked her butthole.

Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

What did the sign say? It said slow down

Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? one dead baby nailed to ten trees

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

Did you hear about the kid from Texas? He shot his campus up.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English.It is confused by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

What did the wife get her husband after he became a paraplegic in a car accident? Divorce papers.

There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

Whats the difference between a Philadelphia Flyers fan and a pedophile? What they are.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? I'm not sure, he could not unwrap them.

What's bigger than a moose? An even bigger moose.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

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