- Anti Joke

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

What's brown and sticky? Feces.

three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

These Jokes suck.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

Neither did she.

caoimhin is a dorty carrot