They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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