Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

what kind of dog can tiptoe

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

womans rights...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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