- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

Where do cows go to have fun? Cows don't have a concept of fun as such, but they would probably go to a large, sunny field full of lush, green grass with a bubbling river and plenty of shade.

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

binladin walks into the american seals

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Getting raped..

Why did the chicken cross the road? To buy more crystal meth to fuel his addiction while his wife and children starved in the public houses.

What do you call a deer with one eye? Nothing. The deer was transported to a specialist animal hospital and now has two working eyes, eliminating the purpose of this joke. We apologise for wasting your time.

KNOCK KNOCK WHOSE THERE? AVOCADO AVOCADO WHO AVOCADO COLD THAT'S A RETARD JOKE HAHAHAHAHA GOOD 1

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