- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

Q: What's worse than losing your job? A: Seeing your entire family die in a car accident

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

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