- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

i wonder who made this website? a human

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

Why do blind people laugh at this joke? Because they can't read it and everyone else is laughing.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

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What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

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What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

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