- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

Cripples are lame.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream

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