If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

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why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

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A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

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Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

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What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

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What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

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What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

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What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

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Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

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Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

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* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

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Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

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What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

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You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

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What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

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Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

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penis. nuff said.

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Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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