Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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