- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

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