what did the judge say to the lawyer during a trial. He said We are all in a court. thus concluding that the judge was retarted.

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Bitch

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Whats the similarity between a bike and a black person? They are both stolen

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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A jewish boy walks past a quarter on the ground..

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the moment right after you finish the last harry potter and remember the world wasn't saved and you still have cancer

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Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

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A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

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dallen loves penis

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A black man, a jew, a hispanic, and an asian are the only survivors of a plane crash, and end up on a deserted island, what do they do? Die.

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my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

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Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

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Should a pole bump an alarm?

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there's a new drink out called the Bin Laden... it consists of two shots and a splash of water

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How many types of pure breed dogs are there in the world? 701

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Denard Robinson

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

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How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

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what is so funny about billy? nothing he is dead and if you laught at him you are the biggest jerk by: Brennan pickrell

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What do you do when you have a baby and your being shot by a terrorist. You use the baby as a shield.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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whats black and hangs from my tree my neighbor

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What is blue and roles about on the floor A baby playing with a plastic sack

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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