- Anti Joke

A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

What's the difference between a Jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your balls with a Jew.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because her dad pushed her too hard -Knock knock -Who's there? -Suzie, I'm dead now with a knife through my neck and I'm ready to kill you since you didn't forward that chain letter, now hold still so I can chop off your toes one by one and peel your skin off then leave a bloody mess for your parents -k

A man with Tourette's syndrome walks into a bar. Because of his disease, he shouts unexpected profanities across the room, and everybody in the bar bursts into laughter. The man cannot handle the humiliation anymore and goes home. He opens a drawer in his bedroom, pulls out a gun, and points it at his head. His wife walks in on him about to commit suicide. She is horrified. He then looks at her and then down, and he notices his one and only daughter by the age of 7 is by her side. The man ponders his reckless decision he was about to make. Moments later he and his family are holding one another sobbing in each others arms. A few days later the man goes back to the bar and shoots everybody there. Shocked and afraid, he curled up into a ball and regretted his decision. An hour later the police arrived and he was sentenced to life in prison for 3rd degree murder. His wife moved on and started a new family with his former best friend, and his daughter vists him every first tuesday of every other month. The man still suffers from Tourette's and cannot control his ticks and rots in jail. He continues to scream random obscenities for the rest of his life with no parole.

What do you call a white guy in a mostly black neighborhood? His name.

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

Jack Stevens

An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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