- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

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