Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

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Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

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What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

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Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

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Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? *Pulls out finger gun* *Screams BOOM!*

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My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

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What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

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What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

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whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

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'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

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Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

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How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

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Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

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What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

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what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

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how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

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What's Black, White, and Red all over? A Cow in a giant blender...

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What's the best Anti-Joke ever? I don't know, but it's NOT this one.

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Tin is a chemical element with symbol Sn (for Latin: stannum) and atomic number 50. It is a main group metal in group 14 of the periodic table. Tin shows chemical similarity to both neighboring group-14 elements, germanium and lead, and has two possible oxidation states, +2 and the slightly more stable +4. Tin is the 49th most abundant element and has, with 10 stable isotopes, the largest number of stable isotopes in the periodic table. It is a silvery, malleable other metal that is not easily oxidized in air, obtained chiefly from the mineral cassiterite where it occurs as tin dioxide, SnO2.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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