- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" dies

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

What does greg and Ian have in common?

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

Q: What did the psychopath dream about? A: An insane chimpanzee kicking his head off, or maybe something normal

How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

Three black men was in a car. They were going on holiday.

What did the boy say after smoking weed for the first time? -"I don't really feel anything" and his friends explained that is sometimes the case for a first time smoker.

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