- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

Whats the leading cause of death Life.

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

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what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

LOVING BIRD DIEING BIRD DO NOT FLY AWAY

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

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