A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

What is big, eats cats, smells good, but looks like shit? A big, cat eating, good smelling piece of shit

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

What do you call 5 black guys at the bottom of the ocean? scuba divers

What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street? one was raped.

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

You are joking right?

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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