Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

Apple hates Blackberry.

What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

A hill billy went fishing

who likes gay porn and has dirty littlesweeneys thathesticks up his hole? Jahn Willems

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What's large, black and can be found in Australia? A large black Australian man.

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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