What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A watch and a pair of socks.

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Pick a number between 2 and 8. Now multiply that number by 9. Now add the 2 digits of that answer together. (example 18 is 1+8) Now subtract that answer number by 5. Now choose the letter below that corresponds to that answer. 1 = A 2 = B 3 = C 4 = D 5 = E 6 = F Now pick a country that starts with that letter. Now pick an animal where the first letter of the animals name is the last letter of the country's name. Now think of a color where the first letter of the colors name is the last letter of the animals name. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Are you thinking of an orange kangaroo from Denmark?

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What do you call a leper in a spa bath? Say excuse me Sir (or Madam), I notice you have leprosy, did you know that it is treatable? MDT for multibacillary leprosy consists of rifampicin, dapsone, and clofazimine taken over 12 months. Dosages adjusted appropriately for children and adults are available in all primary health centres in the form of blister packages.[17] Single dose MDT for single lesion leprosy consists of rifampicin, ofloxacin, and minocycline. The move toward single-dose treatment strategies has reduced the prevalence of disease in some regions, since prevalence is dependent on duration of treatment. World Leprosy Day was created to draw awareness to leprosy and its sufferers

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Heroshima

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Q: How long does it take to dig to China? A: 5 mins. I hire a bunch of mexicans

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. FBI who? The FBI. We have your house surrounded. Pervert.

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Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

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name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

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your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

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Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

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The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

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What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

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Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

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What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

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There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

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is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

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Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

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A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

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Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

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what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

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why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he wanted to

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