- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

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Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

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