- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

dyslexic's Untie

How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

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