- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

Men's rights

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

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