"what's fat,stupid,and has a shell" "i don't know what" "you, i lied about the shell"

A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

what's purple and plastic purple plastic

Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

Why does my friend pick up garbage? Because he is a garbageman.

the redsox

Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

Why did the man wipe his bum with a sweat-shirt? Because they were all out of toilet paper

What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

What do you call two babys with one head? I dont know either, answers on postcard please!

Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

Why did the fall off the building? ... because I pushed her

Why do elephants have such big ears? So they can hear really well.

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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