What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

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Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

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What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

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How can you tell a baby lost it's voice? It doesn't scream when you staple it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.

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Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

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Brother: Where is my Guitar? Me: To the Left to The left Brother : No its not Me: Everything you own in the box to the to the left Brother : Im telling Mom Me: In the Closet Thats my stuff and if i bought please don't touch Brother: *Opens Closet* This is all Mine! Me: *Takes off headphones*? Huh? Brother: Nevermind - _ -

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whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

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Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

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How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

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Kyle grund parker coffey

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whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

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good looking women

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You know what helps with back pain? If you lick my butt hole.

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Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

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People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

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What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

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What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

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Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A watch and a pair of socks.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

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What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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