- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

While running away a burgular cut his hand on a piece of glass. He fell to the ground bleeding like crazy. What did the police say when he saw the burgular? You've been caught red handed.

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

A man walked into my repair shop asking why his TV didn't work. I told him it was broken.

Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

What comes after 69... Mouthwash

A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

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