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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

the awkward moment when a sentence doesnt end the way you think it octopus

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

Q. Why did the 8 year girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I have no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

Want to hear a scary story?' I was droppin a two ball and the monster walked in

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You honstly thought i would cry over you? Well guess what player, You just got played too!

Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

A student exclaimed "This test is a piece of cake!" He ate it.

What is green and slow Grass.

What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

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