- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a bar. That hurt.

Why did the man wipe his bum with a sweat-shirt? Because they were all out of toilet paper

What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

Why did the fall off the building? ... because I pushed her

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

Chuck Norris once stared in a show called Walker: Texas Ranger.

What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

a white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy all jump off a building. they all immediately die on impact, later on the news white guy jumps off building.

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

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