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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

Take part of what?

A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

Want to hear a joke? No.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

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