- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

What do u call a man pointing a gun at you? A man with an anger issue

Why did the priest take a little boy into the back room? To talk about the boy's future.

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

How do you make a baby stop crying? You slit it's throat.

I hate blackniggers

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

Why did the priest go to jail? He had sexual relations with young boys.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender in five states.

Decode this; Hetay owcay aidsay oomay. Answer: ummmmm.... Let me think....ummm, does anybody speak pig latin?

Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

What's the difference between getting hit by a car and being struck by lightning? Impossible to tell, they are 2 entirely different circumstances with limited certainties.

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

LO AND BEHOLD!

what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

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