- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

women's rights

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

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