- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the family get sick?? because i fucked a girl with a parsnip then sold the parsnip to a family with 4 small children

what do you call a black woman pregnant with twins? A woman who has a loving husband who she wanted to have children with so when they had sex, 2 of his sperm fertilized the egg so now she gets to raise two children which she is looking forward to, but she also knows it will be alot of work.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over.

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

Why was the boy drinking toilet water? Because he was receiving a violent swirly. He then went home and killed himself.

whats red and hard to eat a brick.

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

whats the difference between a brick wall and a jew? jews wear yamakas

What do you get when you cross a black man and a Mexican man? I don't know.

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

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