- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

Q-how did the blind man cross the road? A-with a guide dog

What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

Scrooge McDuck dives headfirst into his pool of gold coins... He breaks his neck from the impact of the landing and dies.

I am quite mature.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

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