What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

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Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

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Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

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What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

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Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

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What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

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a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

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What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

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Why didn't the boomerang return? It hit a baby

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whos on the right track? lady gaga

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why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

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What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra

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A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

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In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

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One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

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This night was a stormy one, alot was destroyed, but the spirit of Little Jonny Harrison lived on with a shining light so strong it could blind some. Jonny lived in Ristoville, a village atop a hill. Citizens of Ristoville were frightened for their lives, all but Jonny. He was bullied from a young age of 3 months, by his Uncle Clive, who was a Catholic Priest, full-time. Fear shined in the eyes of the normal residents, whilst, in Jonny's heart, there glowed a glow of pure hope and confidence, Jonny Harrison, was going into the storm. Jonny knew he could amount to something, if he really really tried. He has 6 years behind him, and a long life ahead, and he figured, what's the worst that could happen? He pondered this, and ultimately came to the conclusion that there will be nothing worse out there than Uncle Clive's "Magical Basement of Happiness". Jonny sat his mother down, looked her in the eye and whispered farewell. He wished his father the best wishes possible. Finally, Rosie Harrison, Jonny's sweet old Grandmother, who had been addicted to Crystal Meth for about 25 years now and been through 13 interventions and countless failed suicide attempts, opened her ears to young Jonathon's speech, he said softly in her ear, the words, "Hang in there, Gran. I know you can pull through, I may be only six but I sure as heck know how much i care for you.". The words of love echoed in her fragile little ears as Jonny walked away. He took with him a couple cartons of Ribena and his lucky medal and took his first step outside. He took out a carton of Ribena, strongly crumpled it up, slightly spraying fruit juice on his dungarees, and threw it to the wet grass. He faced the towering lightning cloud and shouted, "Nothing will stop me!". Jonny died shortly after of AIDS. His Uncle Clive was sentence to 5 years in a high security prison for child molestation and consistant child abuse and paedophillia. Rosie Harrison died later that day.

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What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

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Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

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What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

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What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

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I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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