Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

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What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

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What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

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What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

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knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

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What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

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Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

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Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

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A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

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Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

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Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

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Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

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What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

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Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

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Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

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What do you call a black man? A normal human being

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A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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