A man wins 1 million dollars on the pokies. He goes home and tells his wife and kids about the big win. The next day the man goes go the casino and and loses the 1 million as he is addicted to gambling

what did the orange say to the apple? hi

so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

Two Black Males walk into a bar. A white old lady leaves cautiously. Everyone else stays and has a great time with them as they are actually two very good guys, and funny too.

What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

I f*cked your mom last night and she liked it. 8====D~~~~

What do you call a joke book without a title? A joke book!!!!

HAHA HEHE... WOW that was a good one! i didn't get it...

What do you call a cup that holds liquid A cup

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

Three kids are playing on the swings. One of the kids falls off. He then gets up, gets back on the swing and continues playing.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Obama being re-elected

Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama all found a magical lamp. The Genie appeared and said, "I will grant one wish for all of you, and one wish only." Bill wished to become president. The other two thought that would be pretty cool and did the same. (ic3)

Why was the pedophile in jail? For indecent exposure to a child.

So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

what do you call a sick eagle illegal

What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

a naked man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out because you must have shoes and a shirt to be served

what did the jew say to the other jew in WWII?..... "We're both going to die."

Why did the angry kid press the button? The button said "press here angry kid"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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