- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

What did little Timmy do in the Library? Read

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

how do u drown a blond you put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

What's worse than stepping on a nail? stepping on the nail and falling on more nails face first.

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

Why was the boy drinking toilet water? Because he was receiving a violent swirly. He then went home and killed himself.

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

whats red and hard to eat a brick.

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