It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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What is green and fuzzy and when it falls from a tree, your dead? A pool table.

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whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

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what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

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Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

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The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

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What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

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Balls

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What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

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What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

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You: What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries? Person: A towel?! You: No, an aquaphilian woman drying off a car ;)

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

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How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

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What's the difference between you and a polar bear? I don't hate the polar bear

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What do you call a black man with mishap-in head scares on the left side of his face and a 3rd degree burns on the right side? a very unfortunate guy.

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What starts with F and ends in UCK? Firetruck. What starts with P and ends in ORN? Popcorn. What starts with S and ends in HIT? Shit.

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When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

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a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

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You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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