- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

Baby Seal walks into a club.

A man walks into a bar, muttering to himself. People stare at him because his severe Schizophrenia makes him stand out in social situations.

What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

What did the cow say to the dog? Moo

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped in a van

Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she is dead.

What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

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