- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

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whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

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What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

Pee is yellow Shit is? brown My shit is yellow WTF

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

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