- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

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